things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.
here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.
As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.
Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.
Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.
In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.
Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.
These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.
While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.
fMRI strikes again
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
the best of luke’s tweets
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
when ur parents go out food shopping
wat u do is u lay out all your hw on ur desk right next to u, but u don’t do it
it’s a metaphor
u put the killing thing on ur desk
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map
Thanks to Ai’s post, I developed a modern AU where Marco is a cute pizza delivery boy and Jean orders a bunch of pizzas just so he can see him and attempt to woo him.
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg
But what if
THIS FUCKING POST
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
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