If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
PATRICK LOOKS TO SEE IF PETE IS OKAY WITH IT BEFORE HE NODS MORE CONFIDENTLY I CAN’T BREATHE
i made valentines last year and i couldnt not do it again so here have some crappy last minute valentines
the transformation is complete
was this show even real
Photoset reblogged from
Happy International Woman’s Day!
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
Photo reblogged from Russell Howard- Thomas Muller -Harry Potter-Hunger
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*
Photoset reblogged from Russell Howard- Thomas Muller -Harry Potter-Hunger
Every time this pops up on my dash I lose it. This guy is my hero.
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